Q for Quotes!

[Demitri]

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Okay, quotes by characters, or ooc quotes. Nothing Famous though. That's no fun. I don't care about your sentimental bullshit. And try to put them all in one post, or something, because I doubt you'll find a hilarious knock-your-socks off quote every single day. Just sayin'.

• "God, I can't believe I ever had your dick in my mouth!" - Jude Wolfe
  

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[Jeannot]

Noah|Cruz: This is his philosophy: "If someone offers, then they can go ahead. But if they don't, I'll do it myself." To that certain condition.
Noah|Cruz: Does Martin have sensitive smell too?


I'll probably take this down, but it's worth commemorating for the moment.

[Ricky]

"'Hey, that's not the attitude to have on your wedding night!' The priest spins around and clasps Itzhak's shoulder and Demitri's, one in either hand. 'How would you like to do this, boys? Oh, and I hope you don't mind--I'm a priest of The Church of Our Dark Lord, so I need to hurry this up for an animal sacrifice at down.'"

Best. AU. Ever.

[Ricky]

In Le Lion:

"Broschi Senesino opens the door, walks inside, sees all the women, turns around, and walks back out without pause."

[Adela]

Loveless on Adela's invitation into the Jaspela flat:

"Besides, this was not merely flirting with danger, this request she was offering him: This was tarting up and proceeding to flutter one's eyelashes at Danger with wanton smiles and brazen come-hither eyes."

[Ricky]

Damn, I have some good Severin quotes.

When Dragos dropped his crucifix in order to get some nookie:

"Severin Castillo feels some kind of victory when he hears the crucifix clatter to floor, as if he's a better lay than Jesus."

To Dragos after a confrontation with Pipere:

"Do you always piss off your sister like that, or is it a Christmas thing?"

Seeing Etsuko:
"Severin Castillo makes the, 'Hey, I know you!' face, quickly followed by the, 'Why haven't we had sex yet?' face."

Everyone gets high in the flophouse:

Severin: "What else would a generous admirer leave at my doorstep but opium?"
Pipere: "It seems like Devni himself has opened the doors and shrouded us from Benge et mal.... and... the colors!"
"By all god they speak to me... they speak to us all..."
Etsuko: "Today is after all a good day, yes? If it really is the end of days I am not caring.... We are helping the cycle with our degeneracy, so I am sure Buddha is pleased."

"As Etsuko drifts serenely to her pillow, Severin fumbles for the pipe, leans in a bit, and takes the longest, most satisfying hit of his life. He's numb all over but he feels the universe itself; he's falling asleep but his mind is moving at the speed of light. This is some good shit."

Etsuko and Severin have some of the best exchanges.

On Etsuko's stew:

Athenais: "Say, Etsuko, could I try a bit of that stew you're making?" She likes radishes!
Severin: "I would wait until you're home if I were you," he confides to Athenais, "that stew is only fit for cats and dogs."
Etsuko: "Oh, shut up Severin. You eat it every day."
Severin: "Exactly, and am I not a dog?"

They somehow fell into the catacombs:

Etsuko Marchand rolls her eyes. "Unless you can fly, I don't see how we'll be getting up so easily."
Severin Castillo's eyebrows shoot up. "I can fly! I know I can! I had the...the...feeling, you know, the feeling earlier tonight, and I am absolutely certain I can bring us both to safety!" He flings his arms around Etsuko and gives a little hop--then, frustrated, hops again.
Etsuko Marchand is too startled to do much at first, but eventually has the sense of mind to try elbowing him in the chest. "Stop that, you idiot! You can't fly. Let's...let's just try walking a bit."

Etsuko Marchand: What is this, some mad aristocrat who lives underground?
Etsuko Marchand goes to snoop in their books.
Severin: "If he lives underground in a tomb, does that make him dead?"

And then Dragos entered, stage left:

Dragos Aurili has been boozing all night since deciding earlier that evening to shave, put on his old Prussian uniform and wield an old sabre. He heard talking through the catacombs and came to investigate? New vampires... he slowly stalks into the hall... AND POUNCES! "Obiri! Prepare to meet thine Maker!"
Severin Castillo screams like a girl and flings himself under the piano. Etsuko, you're on your own!
Etsuko Marchand brightens a little, because honestly, anything is better than being alone with Severin in a hole in a ground. "Oh, it's you." She pauses as she tries to remember his name. "....Dragon. Do you know how to get out of here?" The fact that the other man is drunk and trying to murder Severin doesn't strike her strange behavior, for some reason. Probably a lover's spat!

Etsuko Marchand: Isn't he supposed to be your friend or something? You're both such pathetic...
Etsuko Marchand mumble mumble
Severin: "He's not my friend! Just because you fuck someone doesn't make them your friend! You're my friend, and I'm not fucking you, am I?"
You say, "...well, I guess we could fix that..."
Etsuko Marchand: ....
Etsuko Marchand throws the sword at him and leaves.

Oh my God, I should just post this whole log for posterity. It makes no sense. It's kind of amazing. I think Severin and Dragos get high at the end for no reason.

Severin and Marcel have sex:

Severin: "What's this?! Am I being violated by an angel?"
Marcel: "You're only half right!"

And finally, Marcel tries to get Broschi laid (or something). It doesn't quite work:

Marcel Martineau: There was this Italian girl that made it into the opera.
Marcel Martineau: I was going to introduce you but I haven't seen her since.
Broschi Senesino: Really?
Broschi Senesino looks immediately troubled by this.
Pipere snorts... is that possible, for Broschi to meet a girl?
Marcel Martineau: ...uh. I don't have to if you don't want!
Marcel Martineau: I just thought you'd like someone to speak Italian with.
Marcel Martineau: Just pretend to be German when she's around.
Marcel Martineau: A German who speaks no French. Or Italian.
Marcel Martineau: Or...at all.
Marcel Martineau: Then she won't know!

[Demitri]

• Severin Castillo: We should have a wedding!
  Severin Castillo: All three of us!
  Severin Castillo is a little high right now.
  Ania Whickem nods and claps her hands together after getting them off both men. "Oh my God can we? Oh my God! Severin! Severin, I think you're on to something! Oh my God! Kegano? Severin!"
  Lucien du Charon pretends not to hear this blasphemy behind him, but does not bother to pray for their immortal souls.
  
  
• Kegano Aurili: But who would be the bride and the groom? <:/
  Ania Whickem: Can I be the groom?
  Ania Whickem: You both can be my brides!
  Severin Castillo: Okay!
  Kegano Aurili: I love it!
  Ania Whickem: I'm lovin' it!
  Severin Castillo: Eeeeeat fresh!
  Kegano Aurili: Wake up with the king!
  
  
• Jean-Gabriel Fournier sighs with relief. n.n
  Pipere nearly stumbles with a sigh of relief.
  Noel Saint-Pierre blubbers.
  Severin Castillo: ...why is everyone breathing so loud?
  
  
• Severin Castillo: Ania, do we clap now? Are we clapping?
  Severin Castillo: Do we even clap at all?
  Severin Castillo: I'm so confused.
  Ania Whickem shushes. "Not until the priest says to clap and then he'll shoot the fireworks!"
  Severin Castillo: Oooooooooooooooooh.
  
  
• Severin Castillo jumps to his feet, whooping and cheering and whistling. "SERVE THE LORD REAL GOOD!"
  

[Wolfe]

Itzhak Arnstein: WELL WOULD YOU LOOK AT THE TIME
Itzhak Arnstein: IT'S RAPE O'CLOCK


Anatole Delauney: GET IT. GET MY LEG BACK, LEFOU! OH GOD IT HURTS!

[Adela]

Dragos Aurili is really playing with fire, and he knows it. Adela was as rare as a holy day, and as temperamental as the Lord in Genesis- and if he wasn't careful it'd be his hide.

(Adela accurately described using biblical references)

[Demitri]

• Aloysius sighs. So peaceful, with the rain and the crackling fire. Nothing can go wrong. n.n
  (Alu before Demitri enters the scene.)
  
  
• (Jaques and Fifi unable to sit next to each other because the bar is full and Demitri is in the way.)
  Jaques Fournier smiles back at Fifi, and stands there himself, also not knowing what to do - he's waiting for her to sit down first, and isn't sure where he should sit when she does. Back at the end of the bar? At this nearby table? "....." : D
  Fifi Mariette: <
  Jaques Fournier: *.*
  Fifi Mariette: ...n.n;;
  You say, "...Oh Jesus Christ."
  Fifi Mariette: *.*
  Demitri moves down a seat.
  Jaques Fournier: Thank you, monsieur!
  
  

Also, I was going to quote the Alu, Dem, and Itzhak carriage/storm log, but it has to be read all together.

Edit- I lied, I like this part.

• Itzhak Arnstein would have apologized if Wolfe hadn't manhandled him. Sniff. "It's for a job," he mutters, smoothing his rumpled, sodden, muddy coat frantically. "I'm likely to muck this up now--oh, damn it, I hate this weather--" Freak out!
  Aloysius rolls his eyes and actually puts his left fingers to his temple, massaging in circles. His good mood had officially died at some nursing home in Spring Hill, alone and childless. "Please calm down." Before I have an ulcer.
  Demitri suddenly looked pointedly at Wolfe. "Honestly, I'd rather stay a criminal then become him. Worried about being late, and always wound up so tightly." He ran a hand through his hair. "Maybe I'll have to take that job down by the docks." And be on the look out for crimps every moment of it.
  Itzhak Arnstein would be all over Demitri's moment of misgiving if he wasn't too frantic himself. Now he's running his hands anxiously through his mop of hair and trying to get a look out of either of their windows every other second. "You just don't know what it's like," he snaps belatedly.
  Aloysius looked back at Demitri with his head tilted to the side, a know-it-all tone in his voice. It actually is NOT there all the time. "I think it would take more than a day job to turn you into Arnstein." With a glance, he scrutinized the poor bookteller, then grunted and edged closer to the door. "Academia is cut throat, monsieur." This is said with a little smile. Because he kills bitches.
  Itzhak Arnstein glares at Wolfe. "I'm sure you had to support yourself entirely during your studies." There's a bitter little hint of You fucking rich boy in his voice.
  Demitri muttered a quick, "Thank God," then looked back out the window. However, he turns his attention back on Itzhak automatically. "Itzhak," he said warningly.
  Aloysius glares back with a You don't know anything about anything look.
  Itzhak Arnstein responds with a I'm sure your troubles are beyond all mortal imagination, you aggrandizing douchebag look.
  Aloysius really can't read Looks that well, sorry.
  Demitri clears his throat. "Cold in here, isn't it?"
  

[Wolfe]

THERE IS NOTHING ABOUT THE CARRIAGE RP THAT DOESN'T SPARKLE AND SHINE

BUT SINCE I COULDN'T FIND ANY

At the end of Copulation:
Demitri: WAIT
Demitri: WAIT
Demitri: WAIT
Demitri: WAIT
Demitri: WAIT
Demitri: WAIT
Demitri: I FORGOT TO TELL YOU
Demitri: I TOLD TOUSSAINT TO LISTEN ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE DOOR
Aloysius: WTF
Aloysius: WTF
Aloysius: WTF
Demitri: LOL
Aloysius: LUCKILY SHE'S DEAF
Demitri: RLY
Demitri: LIAR
Demitri SOBS
Demitri RUNS OFF
Demitri curls up in his bed
Demitri calls Alu's cell phone
Demitri waits until he answers
Demitri hangs up
Aloysius comes over
Aloysius screams and screams
Aloysius bursts into tears
Aloysius runs away
Aloysius drops.... a notebook
Demitri PICKS IT UP
Demitri GASPS
Demitri stops himself
Demitri: Wait
Demitri: This just has science formulas in it

[Wolfe]

In the middle of an alley-way fight in which five or so men have ambushed Alu and Dem, who are liable to die and/or be maimed:

Demitri: Having fun yet?


A description of our Fight Scenes:

[ You whisper "Who is behind Alu" to Demitri. ]
[ Demitri whispers, "Some guy" to you. ]
[ You whisper "...Okay lol" to Demitri. ]
[ Demitri whispers, "Just do watcha want with it, lol. Free reeeign" to you. ]
[ You whisper "Kay 8D" to Demitri. ]
[ You whisper "Ten Minutes Later" to Demitri. ]
[ You whisper "Ania&Alu: WTF ARE THERE FIFTEEN GUYS NOW WHO IS ON TOP OF ALU WHY DOES DEM HAVE A MACHETE WHERE IS THIS MANS FIST OH MY GOD HIS LEG EXPLODED WHERE IS THAT BULLET GOING" to Demitri. ]


At being touched:

Aloysius makes a face like Sam Eagle.


Demitri: (has said this at least five times, I'm not even kidding) I did something...bad.

[Demitri]

Alu and I take serious situations in rp and always ruin the Moment by going ooc.

• Aloysius gets up and walks away. "Okay, no problem!" Bye bye.
  
  After getting in a shouting match after Demitri found out about the Alu/Dragos thing, Alu shouts and asks if the whole reason for the confrontation is because he loves him.
  
• Demitri stared and looked down. "Yes. I love you. Will you marry me?"
  
  Oh and I like this, after the Alu and Dragos situation confrontation thing.
  
  
• Alu: "I've had just about enough of this. You've had your fun and now you can leave. 'A little more than a damn...' HA! Do you honestly expect me to believe you jumping in front of Melies was anything more than an act of pure instinct, fueled by the fact that you are NOT composed of pure malice?"..."Piss off, Mercouri," he said in English, adding, in French, "You're wasting my time."
  Demitri: "Oh, well sorry, maybe I should just break out with the opium and get down on my knees - maybe that would be worth your time!"
  
  
• "There are no tramps in here." Best typo ever. Was supposed to be Traps.
  

[Demitri]

• "Stop that at once!" You've given birth for God's sake.
  
  

More quotes from this to come 8DD

[Jeannot]

Ania: you missed my thesis );
Ania: its because old, prude, ugly assholes couldn't get none.
Cami: Hooray!
Cami: That's like my Johnny theory
Cami: We could be Serious Scientists
Ania: HOORAY
Cami: I R SRS SIENTIZT
Ania: I R SRS COSINTIST
Ania: WE WUR LAB COTS
Cami: WE MAYK SRS OBZURVAYSHUNS
Cami: & DO SRS TZTS
Ania: N WUR GOOGGLS
Cami: I think my pierced-ear-hole-thing is infected
Cami: ):
Ania: DOCTERZ ANIA N DOCTERZ CAMI
Ania: ):
Ania: what did you do
Cami: Wore earrins
Cami: gs
Ania: ....with
Ania: poison on them?
Cami: ...weasels?
Ania: XDDDSKLS
Cami: I was like
Cami: What could she be expecting me to say
Cami: With... little radishes on them?
Cami: With a chain connecting them to my nose?
Ania: god
Ania: of all things
Ania: weasles.
Ania: weaseLS
Ania: LLELSLLElFKSJ
Ania: ;alskdjfpls;djflkw